Monday, January 18, 2010

So was it wrong to go into the Christian Family Store and ask for vampire hunting gear?

That's a great idea.





:steals idea:So was it wrong to go into the Christian Family Store and ask for vampire hunting gear?
Yes, the Christian鈩?stores don't sell Holy Water. You need to go to a Catholic Monastery for that.So was it wrong to go into the Christian Family Store and ask for vampire hunting gear?
They only sell liberal/progressive hunting gear.
I think that was probably the appropriate place to go.
Once I did that; they gave me a crucifix...I asked if their faith was so crumbly they had to rely on wooden idols....








...they said their faith was not in the wooden idols, but in the money in my pocket....
Pro 12:15 The way of a fool is right in his own eyes, but he who listens to advice is wise.
seeing as you didn't you have nothing to worry about


try again
Yes it made you look even more stupid than usual.
No not at all. It just defines your intelligence level to that of a doorstop
Of course not. Vampires hate crosses and there fore can't be Jewish.
Dude. I want some vampire hunting gear now.
I had so never thought of that.
No. If you did it right, it should have been hilarious.
Why did they try to kick you out for it or something?
they sell it there?..





(... runs to the nearest store)
Where else are you going to find it?
i think that would be hilarious actually...please go do it and tell us all about your experience...but please don't get sucked into their cult....they like to brain wash folks....lol
I bought my white dress with pointy hood there
if you want to make a complete fool of yourself go right ahead
yes....not too smart
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